Teacher: Just do your homework
Doctor: Just eat healthy
Mum: Just clean your room
Opposite sex: Just look gorgeous
Friends: Just be socially active
Life: Just be perfect
Me: It's not that fucking easy guys
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
@Camila_Cabello97 : @Marielle_Guzman YOU NEVER WENT TO THE PARK DID YOU WHAT KIND OF TWISTED FRIENDSHIP IS THIS
She’s crazy!
